- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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