Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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