Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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sharks

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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no pun intended

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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whats my name? Matt

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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