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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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