- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Choir.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

womens rights.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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