- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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