Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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