Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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everybody loves raymond

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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chirs

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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