A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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everyone dislike this

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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