- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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