An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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The Female Orgasm

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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