A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Corn Muffins

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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