- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

women's rights

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Women's Professional _________

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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