- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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