If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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