- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

what did the old lady die of old age...

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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