Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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