- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why was the woman?

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Female rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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