- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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