9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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We are lawyers

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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hard cheese

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