How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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