What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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