Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's clear and wet? water

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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