a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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