- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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