Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

your mom

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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