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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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