what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Get on your knees Ho

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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