- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Katy Perry

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

You bumder!

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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