emma: mat has a quick reaction time

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Charles Manson is innocent.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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women's rights, lol

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

PEANIS!

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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