- Anti Joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin