So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What's a joke? Funny

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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