Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Anti Joke

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