Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Knock Know! Come in!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A man makes a sandwich.

Feminism

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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