Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

i just pooped that is all!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Rick Santorum 2012

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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