A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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