Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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