Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Adam Chebali is awesome

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush