- Anti Joke

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

the WNBA

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?