Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Cancer.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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wanna here a joke? you.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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That is so fetch

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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