Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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