- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Mormons having fun.

Stealth baseballs record

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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