- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Get on your knees Ho

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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