What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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