Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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whats 2+2? math.

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im at school

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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