doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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