- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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