What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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