there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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