Banana Hamock.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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