- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

woman..parallel parking

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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