Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Rick santorum

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What is white and black and red all over.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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