Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What stops a train? A missile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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