Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Compton

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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