Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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