- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

George Bush.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

If you were a cactus, why?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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