- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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