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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Cleveland winning something

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

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