- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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