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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Has u seen my grammar?

hickory dickory dock no one cares

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