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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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