- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Whats white? A fridge

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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