a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

I can count to potato.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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