- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Not a joke.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t