- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A woman wears a dress.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

the game

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Once upon a time, The end.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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