- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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