- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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