- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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