ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

what did the old lady die of old age...

yeyeyeyeye live action

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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