roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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YOU

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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