- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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