- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Here come the elephants over the hill!

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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