What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Like this joke, bitch.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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