A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Miscarriages.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Women's rights.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Women's rights.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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