Why does life suck? Because it does

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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SBB

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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