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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

think twice or at least think

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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