- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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