What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Asians.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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I have aids

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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