What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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10inch nice

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Major League Soccer

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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