- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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