What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

So I was walking down the road today

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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