- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

BIG PENIS

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

I regret everything.....

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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