old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

The dewey decimal system

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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