- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

My Boyfriend

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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