- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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