Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

I grunt when I poop.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

A woman walks into a bar.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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