How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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