i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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