- Anti Joke

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

ME NAME IS JEFF

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way