- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I work at jcpenny

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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