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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

whats chinese noodles

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why? Why Not?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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