What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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