What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Internet Explorer

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The dewey decimal system

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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