What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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don't read this

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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